INTELLECTUAL DINGBATS
Intellectual Ding Bats Are Illiterate Individuals
Who Can Be Commonly Found
In The Jungles Of Shallow Thinkers
And Wherever There Is Mental Garbage
On Which Fools Are Inclined To Feast

Intellectual Ding Bats Are Naturally Equipped
To Fly In An Atmosphere Of Darkness
Within Which Ignorant Individuals
Are Encouraged To Ingest
The Toxic Waste Of Surface Thinking

Intellectual Ding Bats Are Dumb
They Are Followers Of Fads
And They Are True Trailblazers
For The Mentally Blind
Who Are Incapable Of Understanding
Any Knowledge That Comprehendible
Above The Intelligent Quotient Of An Idiot

Intellectual Ding Bats
Are A Special Breed Of Cretins
Who Have An Unusual Capacity
To Contradict Themselves
Without Any Intellectual Strain

Intellectual Ding Bats Are Too Dull
To Appreciate The Subtle Differences
Between The Personal Opinions Of Charlatans
And The Shallowness Of Thin Thinkers

Intellectual Ding Bats Are Pretenders
Living On A Indigestible Diet Of Deceptions
Shaped And Influenced By Their Own Biases

Among The Pioneers Of Stupid Statements
Intellectual Ding Bats Are Emboldened
By The Irrationality Of Their Own Illiterate Utterances

Intolerant Of The Opposing Ideas Of Others
And Distrustful Of Deep Thinkers
Intellectual Ding Bats Always Honor Their Duty
To Protect Their Limited Mental Assets
From The Advantages Of Intellectual Acuity