POMPOUS POLITICAL PIMPS
When Political Representatives Of The People
Are Irrational And Insensitive
To The Needs Of Their Customers
They Can Strangle The Civic Spirit
That A City Needs To Survive

Pompous Political Pimps
Who Are In Hot Pursuit Of Themselves
And Who Do Not Know The Difference
Between Their Governmental Duties
And Their Personal Desires For Fame
Are Cancers In The Community

Once They Are In Public Office
Pretenders To The Throne Of Half-Wits
Flamboyantly Dressed In Their Oath Of Office
Shamelessly Commit Crimes Of Incompetence
Against The Vulnerable Voters
And They Quickly Abandon Their Promises
To Implement Progressive Improvement Plans

Stubborn And Rebellious Against Enlightened Changes
Proposed On Behalf Of The Public
By Coalitions Of Expert Advisors
Contumacious Champions Of Regressive Reforms
Speak Grandiloquently And Persuasively
In The Ears Of The Masses
About Their Strategies For Civic Improvements

Dishonest, Unprincipled, Immature, And Incompetent
Adult Oafs Are Frequently Elected To Office
On Clichés And Plagiarized Platforms
Built On A Cacophony Of Campaign Words
That Clash Harshly Against Reality
And Against The High Quality Standards
With Which Informed Citizens Use For Measuring
The Depth And Width Of Public Service

Squandering Their Credibility
On The Ill-Advise Of Their Underlings
And On The Possibilities Of Unworkable Programs
Half-Witted Elected Officials
Are More Inclined To Follow Fads
Than To Lead The Citizenry
Up The Road To Reforms

Struggling On A Steady Diet Of Bad Advice
And Slowly Sinking In Cesspools Of Politics
The Trustees Of Our Public Trust
Use The Honor Of Their Offices
To Reward Their Irresponsible Associates
With Special Treats From The Public Trough