PONTIFICATING
Although I Have Spent My Adult Years In Training
To Properly Prepare Myself
For All The Logical And Illogical Encounters
One Can Expect To Experience
On His Way To Find Wisdom
I Am Still Influenced By My Emotions
And I Am Unable To Appreciate Fully
The Pontificating Comments Of A Common Cretin
A Sanctimonious Intellectual Imposter Who Believes
That All Of His Utterances Are Accurate
And Who Insist That His Knowledge Is Superior
To The Observations Of His Audience
Is Intellectually An Infidel
Any Person Who Confidently Claims
That He Has A Special Insight Into The Unknown
Through His Spiritual Self-Development
Should Be Able To Offer Evidence
In Support Of His Assertion
That His Self-Assessment Is Sound
Trying To Communicate With A Self-Righteous Individual
Who Pretends That His Utterances Are Inspired
By His Cosmic Connections To The Great Communicator
Is A Very Tough Task
For A Human Whose Words Are Inferior
To The Sayings Of The Saintly
Most Of Us Would Like To Think
That All Of Our Words Are Wise
And That The Information We Impart
Has Been Thoroughly Washed And Sanitized
By The Tenets Of Truths
If One Arrogantly Insist
That His Acquired Concepts And Conclusions
Are Untainted By His Personal Prejudices
And That His Narrow Notion Of Knowledge
Is A Product Of His Perfect Perspective
He Will Lose His Intellectual Life