SPLENETIC
If You Ask A Person
With A Nasty Disposition
What He Like About Life
He Will Say That He Is Happiest
When He Is In The Midst Of Strife

Anyone Whose Intentions And Lifelong Objectives
Are To Forever Act Irritable
And Shows Their Sincerest Scorn
Whenever They Encounter Others
Likes Living With Their Loses

If You Love To Appear Unhappy
And You Thrive On Dissatisfactions
You Could Become A Role Model
For Folks Who Find Freshness
In Cesspools Of Problems

People Who Enjoy Their Misery
In Large Digestible Doses
Seem Exceptionally Satisfied
When They Are In A Personal Battle
With A Real Or Imaginary Enemy
Or When Their Cages Are Being Rattled

Ill-Humored Individuals
Use Evilness As Their Calling Cards
Unkindness As Their Creed
They Are Constantly Upset About Something
And They Never Know What They Need

Displaying Their Meanest Spirits
And Highlighting Their Imperfections
Are The Comfort Zones And Habitats
That Make Them Feel At Home

If You Live Well On Personal Wars
Always Hungry For Disagreements
And You Like The Taste Of Confrontations
Then You Are Uniquely Equipped
To Mingle With The Unhappy Humans
Who Are Contented And Happiest
When They Are Angry Or Upset